Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Emergency Haikus

What's causing the pain?
Myocardial infarct.
Transfer to cath lab.

Trouble with sleeping?
Worries and anxiety.
ER is open.

Can't move your right side?
And your speech doesn't make sense?
Head CT and then....

The spider bit you
Redness, swelling, and fever.
Here's doxcycline.

Vaginal bleeding.
What is causing this problem?
Not your period.